Quotables
I was actually encouraged by Wheezy himself to add this, so here it is. The strangest quotes from my good friends. Good times, good times...
NOTE: Screennames are not real, numbers and prefixes have been removed to maintain anonymity.
Wheezy
"I come up with a stupid quote like every five minutes."
"Dude, I don't play around with stuff that could cause serious death."
"What is the shape of Italy?" (If you don't understand, don't worry)
"Look man, you made my car start crying." (Raining outside)
"I TOUCHED A JEDI, DOUGLAS, I TOUCHED A JEDI!!!" (NYC, outside Toys R Us on Times Square, before Ep. III convention, walking by)
(When advised not to eat some fries that had probably been in a car for months) *eats one* "Dude, they're crunchy!"
(Calls Fuzzy's house to talk to him, his sister picks up the phone) "Hello, may I speak to Fuzzy?"
"Never underestimate Sobaguda, he's always there."
New pastor: "So, how old are you?"
Wheezy: "Umm..."
Wheezy's mom: "Sixteen"
Me: People are not as stupid as you think.
Wheezy: Wanna bet?
*Grandfather clock rings at the hour*
"Is that your doorbell?"
Trulegend
dkad: bunnies pwn joo!
dkad: and you know it!
dkad: you noob!
dkad: ahhahaha
dkad: muhahahha
dkad: a
dkad: u noob!
dkad: La contesta es no, yo no planando una revolta
dkad: but like I said "leave the stragglers behind"
dkad: if they starve they just starve
dkad: oh gosh!=-O
dkad: I am sounding like DAvid!
dkad: dang Doug
dkad: las
dcbroad: hm?
dkad: did u hear?
dcbroad: what
dkad: THE BUNNIES ARE BECOMING THE LIVING DEAD!
dkad: MUAHAHHAHA
dkad: BUNNIES OWN YOU NOOB!
dkad: HAHAHAHAHHAA
dkad: HAHAHAHAHAH
dkad: NOOB!
dkad: PWNED!
dkad: HAHAHAHAHAH
dkad: BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dcbroad: umm... what is las?
dkad: STOP THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dkad: HAHAHA BUNNIES!
dkad: BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dkad: WOHOHOHOHO!
dkad: THE BUNNIES OWN JOO!
dkad: HAHAHHAA
dkad is away at 11:01:51 PM.
dbroad: cya later
dkad: unless I get killed by a radioactive cow!
Fuzzy
dcbroad: IT'S IT
Starfighter: WHAT IS THIS I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T YOU SPEAK OF TYPING DEMON???
dcbroad: umm
Starfighter: GLOWY COLORS
Starfighter: BLACK MAGIC!!!!!
Starfighter: TWENTY MINUTES AWAY FROM GAME 5
Starfighter: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starfighter: BATTLE CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dcbroad: what?
Starfighter: A;OUDHNBV'LOUGHB'LVB!!!!!
Starfighter: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starfighter: brb
Starfighter: scamper!!
Starfighter: good
Starfighter: BECAUSE YOU SUCK
Starfighter: im always right, and here is another example
Starfighter: O.o
Starfighter: theres so many im sure u can find something
Janissary: if I wasn't satisfied with my current icon
Starfighter: ok then...your loss...theres jedi ones....i mean EVERYTHING
Starfighter: YOU'LL SEE
Starfighter: YOU'LL ALL SEE
Janissary: heh heh...
Starfighter: o
Starfighter: your creepy....
Starfighter: thats wrong
Starfighter: and looks....wierd
Janissary: it's true ilb material
Starfighter: gives the impression your off your rocker dude
Janissary: am i not?
Starfighter: bees dont have hands....and they dont carry yellow paint
Janissary: OR DO THEY????
Starfighter: and wear pilot goggles either
Starfighter: no i know they dont...
Starfighter: i saw one in the pool yesterday....goggleless and it certainly wasnt carrying paint, yellow or otherwise
Starfighter: so...DANG BROTHER, you got H4XORED
Starfighter: say something in response.......
Janissary: umm...
Starfighter: :-D
Starfighter: :-P
Starfighter: ha! your in so much shock it sickens me
Starfighter: dang!!!!
Janissary: I'm looking at stuff OK???
Starfighter: sure....... i bet your are...........i TOTALLY believe you
Starfighter: .................................HA NOOB, I BET YOU ARE, mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa IM SURE YOU ARE LOOKING AT STUFF, WHAT may i ask?
Starfighter: my font is EASY to read idiot
Starfighter: nice, simple, compiled, straightforward
Starfighter: the COMPLETE PACKAGE
dcbroad: BUT IT'S ITALIC
dcbroad: FREAK
Starfighter: and slanted, the chicks dig the slant o.O
Starfighter: and your all old timey
Starfighter: reminds me of the Black Plaugue
Starfighter: so your font means DEATH
Starfighter: HA
Starfighter: TRIGGER HAPPY FOO!
Starfighter: and im dling an AOE III demo
dcbroad: where
Starfighter: it is one huge file im telling you...
dcbroad3: WHERE
Starfighter: um
Starfighter: um
Starfighter: where all magic is born!
Starfighter: the 25 would have been 40 days from now
Starfighter: 25-20=5
Starfighter: so 20+20=40
Starfighter: PRE-CAL CAN HELP A MAN
dcbroad: alright if I see him
Starfighter: well u did say that he nagged you every morning so i figured you see him every day
dcbroad: most
Starfighter: but maybe, he'll get abducted by aliens tonight, AND HE WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN
Starfighter: BUM.....BUM..........................BUM
dcbroad: or
dcbroad: he could get run over by a radioactive cow!
Starfighter: yes, but they were all but wiped out in the 1940's
Starfighter: so id doubt that
Starfighter: what are we in, a sci fi book??!?
Starfighter: ill stick w/ aliens for this one
dcbroad: darn
Starfighter: something PLAUSIBLE
dcbroad: no more radioactive cows eh?
dcbroad: what about
dcbroad: alien radioactive cows
Starfighter: didnt you hear the rumors, aliens are vegetarians, so no meat, so no reason for cows
Starfighter: sorry
dcbroad: no, I didn't hear rumors
dcbroad: I know LA VERDAD, NOOB
dcbroad: radioactive cows eat meat foo
Starfighter: i cant understand what that caps type is
Starfighter: LA VERDAD?
dcbroad: mhm
dcbroad: the truth
Starfighter: well if theres no cows in the FIRST place
Starfighter: so alien radioactive cows are cannibals...
Starfighter: man douglas what next
Starfighter: that light is merely a prism and blue is the most reflected color, I THINK NOT
dcbroad: they're aliens, they travel from planet to planet to feed on noobs like u
dcbroad: and jamal
Starfighter: which is my POINT, aliens will come for Jamal
Starfighter: HA
Starfighter: YOU MADE ME EVEN MORE RIGHTER-ER
dcbroad: which means we are both right
dcbroad: er
dcbroad: er
Archon
dcbroad: so if we had three, and idk six ppl?
ultima: adrian, if he could get away from ddr for a while
ultima: ya
dcbroad: I'm sure you could "convince" him
dcbroad: I approve any means that do not involve grenades or nukes
ultima: put my shoe up his @$$ maybe
dcbroad: guns are ok
dcbroad: knives too
ultima: goody
Cwdrums
"MR. PICKETTE!!"
"Makes me wanna march."
"Tool is cool."
"I'm a gerbil!"
NOTE: Screennames are not real, numbers and prefixes have been removed to maintain anonymity.
Wheezy
"I come up with a stupid quote like every five minutes."
"Dude, I don't play around with stuff that could cause serious death."
"What is the shape of Italy?" (If you don't understand, don't worry)
"Look man, you made my car start crying." (Raining outside)
"I TOUCHED A JEDI, DOUGLAS, I TOUCHED A JEDI!!!" (NYC, outside Toys R Us on Times Square, before Ep. III convention, walking by)
(When advised not to eat some fries that had probably been in a car for months) *eats one* "Dude, they're crunchy!"
(Calls Fuzzy's house to talk to him, his sister picks up the phone) "Hello, may I speak to Fuzzy?"
"Never underestimate Sobaguda, he's always there."
New pastor: "So, how old are you?"
Wheezy: "Umm..."
Wheezy's mom: "Sixteen"
Me: People are not as stupid as you think.
Wheezy: Wanna bet?
*Grandfather clock rings at the hour*
"Is that your doorbell?"
Trulegend
dkad: bunnies pwn joo!
dkad: and you know it!
dkad: you noob!
dkad: ahhahaha
dkad: muhahahha
dkad: a
dkad: u noob!
dkad: La contesta es no, yo no planando una revolta
dkad: but like I said "leave the stragglers behind"
dkad: if they starve they just starve
dkad: oh gosh!=-O
dkad: I am sounding like DAvid!
dkad: dang Doug
dkad: las
dcbroad: hm?
dkad: did u hear?
dcbroad: what
dkad: THE BUNNIES ARE BECOMING THE LIVING DEAD!
dkad: MUAHAHHAHA
dkad: BUNNIES OWN YOU NOOB!
dkad: HAHAHAHAHHAA
dkad: HAHAHAHAHAH
dkad: NOOB!
dkad: PWNED!
dkad: HAHAHAHAHAH
dkad: BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dcbroad: umm... what is las?
dkad: STOP THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dkad: HAHAHA BUNNIES!
dkad: BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dkad: WOHOHOHOHO!
dkad: THE BUNNIES OWN JOO!
dkad: HAHAHHAA
dkad is away at 11:01:51 PM.
dbroad: cya later
dkad: unless I get killed by a radioactive cow!
Fuzzy
dcbroad: IT'S IT
Starfighter: WHAT IS THIS I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T YOU SPEAK OF TYPING DEMON???
dcbroad: umm
Starfighter: GLOWY COLORS
Starfighter: BLACK MAGIC!!!!!
Starfighter: TWENTY MINUTES AWAY FROM GAME 5
Starfighter: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starfighter: BATTLE CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dcbroad: what?
Starfighter: A;OUDHNBV'LOUGHB'LVB!!!!!
Starfighter: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starfighter: brb
Starfighter: scamper!!
Starfighter: good
Starfighter: BECAUSE YOU SUCK
Starfighter: im always right, and here is another example
Starfighter: O.o
Starfighter: theres so many im sure u can find something
Janissary: if I wasn't satisfied with my current icon
Starfighter: ok then...your loss...theres jedi ones....i mean EVERYTHING
Starfighter: YOU'LL SEE
Starfighter: YOU'LL ALL SEE
Janissary: heh heh...
Starfighter: o
Starfighter: your creepy....
Starfighter: thats wrong
Starfighter: and looks....wierd
Janissary: it's true ilb material
Starfighter: gives the impression your off your rocker dude
Janissary: am i not?
Starfighter: bees dont have hands....and they dont carry yellow paint
Janissary: OR DO THEY????
Starfighter: and wear pilot goggles either
Starfighter: no i know they dont...
Starfighter: i saw one in the pool yesterday....goggleless and it certainly wasnt carrying paint, yellow or otherwise
Starfighter: so...DANG BROTHER, you got H4XORED
Starfighter: say something in response.......
Janissary: umm...
Starfighter: :-D
Starfighter: :-P
Starfighter: ha! your in so much shock it sickens me
Starfighter: dang!!!!
Janissary: I'm looking at stuff OK???
Starfighter: sure....... i bet your are...........i TOTALLY believe you
Starfighter: .................................HA NOOB, I BET YOU ARE, mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa IM SURE YOU ARE LOOKING AT STUFF, WHAT may i ask?
Starfighter: my font is EASY to read idiot
Starfighter: nice, simple, compiled, straightforward
Starfighter: the COMPLETE PACKAGE
dcbroad: BUT IT'S ITALIC
dcbroad: FREAK
Starfighter: and slanted, the chicks dig the slant o.O
Starfighter: and your all old timey
Starfighter: reminds me of the Black Plaugue
Starfighter: so your font means DEATH
Starfighter: HA
Starfighter: TRIGGER HAPPY FOO!
Starfighter: and im dling an AOE III demo
dcbroad: where
Starfighter: it is one huge file im telling you...
dcbroad3: WHERE
Starfighter: um
Starfighter: um
Starfighter: where all magic is born!
Starfighter: the 25 would have been 40 days from now
Starfighter: 25-20=5
Starfighter: so 20+20=40
Starfighter: PRE-CAL CAN HELP A MAN
dcbroad: alright if I see him
Starfighter: well u did say that he nagged you every morning so i figured you see him every day
dcbroad: most
Starfighter: but maybe, he'll get abducted by aliens tonight, AND HE WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN
Starfighter: BUM.....BUM..........................BUM
dcbroad: or
dcbroad: he could get run over by a radioactive cow!
Starfighter: yes, but they were all but wiped out in the 1940's
Starfighter: so id doubt that
Starfighter: what are we in, a sci fi book??!?
Starfighter: ill stick w/ aliens for this one
dcbroad: darn
Starfighter: something PLAUSIBLE
dcbroad: no more radioactive cows eh?
dcbroad: what about
dcbroad: alien radioactive cows
Starfighter: didnt you hear the rumors, aliens are vegetarians, so no meat, so no reason for cows
Starfighter: sorry
dcbroad: no, I didn't hear rumors
dcbroad: I know LA VERDAD, NOOB
dcbroad: radioactive cows eat meat foo
Starfighter: i cant understand what that caps type is
Starfighter: LA VERDAD?
dcbroad: mhm
dcbroad: the truth
Starfighter: well if theres no cows in the FIRST place
Starfighter: so alien radioactive cows are cannibals...
Starfighter: man douglas what next
Starfighter: that light is merely a prism and blue is the most reflected color, I THINK NOT
dcbroad: they're aliens, they travel from planet to planet to feed on noobs like u
dcbroad: and jamal
Starfighter: which is my POINT, aliens will come for Jamal
Starfighter: HA
Starfighter: YOU MADE ME EVEN MORE RIGHTER-ER
dcbroad: which means we are both right
dcbroad: er
dcbroad: er
Archon
dcbroad: so if we had three, and idk six ppl?
ultima: adrian, if he could get away from ddr for a while
ultima: ya
dcbroad: I'm sure you could "convince" him
dcbroad: I approve any means that do not involve grenades or nukes
ultima: put my shoe up his @$$ maybe
dcbroad: guns are ok
dcbroad: knives too
ultima: goody
Cwdrums
"MR. PICKETTE!!"
"Makes me wanna march."
"Tool is cool."
"I'm a gerbil!"
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